All / Humor All Animals Inspirational Humor Believe in something. I believe I'll have another taco. from $20.00 View Options Can't handle my sparkle get shades from $20.00 View Options Coffee because adulting is hard from $20.00 View Options Decaf coffee only works if you throw it from $20.00 View Options Don't ask Just pour (coffee) from $20.00 View Options Don't ask Just pour (wine) from $20.00 View Options DUH?! from $20.00 View Options Exercise makes you look better naked. So does tequila, your choice. from $20.00 View Options Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee. from $20.00 View Options I always carry a little crazy with me. You never know when you're going to need it. from $20.00 View Options I am not wonder woman but, I can do things that make you wonder. from $20.00 View Options I cannot hide my attitude to save my life from $20.00 View Options I can't adult today from $20.00 View Options I didn't lose my mind. The people inside my head stole it from $20.00 View Options I don't have ducks in a row. I have squirrels and they are everywhere. from $20.00 View Options I don't pretend to be something I'm not I know I'm crazy and I own it from $20.00 View Options I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but, with words. from $20.00 View Options I may be wrong but, it's highly unlikely. from $20.00 View Options I see no good reason to act my age from $20.00 View Options I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue from $20.00 View Options I was told to check my attitude. Yep, still there. from $20.00 View Options I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea from $20.00 View Options I'll never be over the hill. I'm to tired to climb it. from $20.00 View Options I'm holding coffee. So yeah, I'm pretty busy. from $20.00 View Options I'm up! If you're expecting bright-eyed & bushy-tailed go catch a squirrel from $20.00 View Options May contain alcohol ( beer, margarita, martini, wine) from $20.00 View Options May your coffee kick in before reality does from $20.00 View Options My gut is never wrong it may hang over my pants a little but I know from $20.00 View Options My head says gym but my heart says cupcakes from $20.00 View Options NOPE. from $20.00 View Options Not my pasture not my bullsh't from $20.00 View Options People ask if I've had enough coffee. Is that even a thing? from $20.00 View Options Relax. We're all crazy. It's not a competition. from $20.00 View Options Shhh... Coffee first from $20.00 View Options Shhh... Don't talk from $20.00 View Options Speak no sh't, Hear no sh't, Take no sh't from $20.00 View Options Step aside coffee. This is a job for alcohol from $20.00 View Options They said follow your dreams. So, I went back to bed. from $20.00 View Options Today I refuse to give a sh't from $20.00 View Options
